Ok, I have been stumbling around YouTube and I found these videos about listening to Stairway to Heaven backwards and hearing satanic messages. So I found this one, OMG, you have to see this. It's Hotel California backwards.

I want to make a T-shirt that says "She has the buns!"

It's a long intro so be patient.

other than the obvious....This video is only the tip of the iceberg.  The Benny Hill Music is what makes it.

Enjoy!

I am currently watching "Til Death" and there was this guy who had a really cool wife and the other guys were in awe. She smoked cigars, played drum...etc.  So he tells the guys it's his second marriage and he had a list of things he wanted before he got married again.  So here is my "Second marriage list"

1. I will go out with my friends occassionally and will not receive any phone calls unless someone is DEAD!

2. I will not be asked a list of 20 questions before I leave the house, including "Where are you going? When will you be back?  Why can't I ask when you're coming home?"  Hello! I am not a lesbian so when did my husband become my wife?

3.   Any potential future husbands will undergo an extensive psychological evaluation to rule out: Extreme paranoia, multiple personalities, delusions of grandeur and any other isms or defects that may infringe on my enjoyment of life in general.

4.  I will be able to ride in a car without having to worry about someone continuously complaining about all the "****s" who are on the road and how they are all there just to mess him up. This also applies to the grocery store when some old lady in front of us is "Too damn slow" or the cashier is the "laziest, slowest and why do we always get these idiot".  This should be flushed out during the psychological evaluation.

This is all of I can think of now.  I will add more as I find necessary.

This is so funny.  I wish I had the balls to do something like this.

Have you ever watched QVC and wondered what kind of people actually call in to talk about their products.  You know who they are, the little old lady who "just couldn't live without (insert product name here)"

Well this guy is a winner. He loves his Dell.  REALLY loves it.