Hey, It's nothing fancy.  Just a hometown bar on Rt 8 in Hampton.  The drinks are cheap.  The crew is friendly.

Looks can be deceiving, though.  I have often been told by first-time patrons that this is the best bar that they have ever been to in Pittsburgh.  I believe that's saying alot because there are alot of drinkers and alot of bars in this city!

I hate to take all the credit, but I promise that if you come in on Saturday nights, when I work, that you will walk away with a smile on your face.  We are a fun-loving crowd, and the drinks won't leave you broke on Monday.  I'll sing for you, I'll dance for you, I'll tell you jokes.  I'll light up yur smoke, whateva!!!

Just don't let this little jewel remain unknown to you!  It is worth coming down and checking out.  We have fun singing karaoke and getting crunk with the coolest people in town.  There are always drinkers of all age levels there, too, so anyone can fit in with our crowd.  Don't be shy!

SEE YOU AT JAY'S OTHER PLACE TONIGHT!

Hey evryone...how's it going over there.  Yeah, I thought so.  Bored off your ass, perhaps??  Well, don't be.  Life is so great.  Everywhere you turn there is a new opportunity and something that you never could have imagined possible...  So don't be afraid to be happy and feel thankful for everything that you've got.  Because you are richer than probably 90% of the population.  Lots of love to y'unz.

Hey you guys...check out some of my drunken pics...  Let me know where the party is at, okay?   This is again at my bar, Jay's Other Place.  I love it there because it is probably the only place left where you can still get free drinks!!!  Everyone there is also super real and super friendly.  No body is going to look down on you for anything there, and I love that.  We're all just here to have some fun!!!

Talk to u all later.  Always remember that tru luv starts wit lovin yourself!  Peace.

Yep, you do.  Most of the time you wish you wouldn't have learnt them, and then when you do it's like, "shit, I'll Just pretend I didn't hear that." 

What about the times when you're really drunk and you're like, "Is that what happened?"  And then it's really embarassing and you have to apologize to everyone you know.  That really sucks.

Sometimes you just don't want to know.  Sometimes you do.  For now, I'll just hit the sheets because I'm talking nonsense, and you aren't learning anything new here.  My granny told me that.  She did.