First, Heidi of The Hills showed her douchiness/desperation for fame with her first US Weekly Cover:

(Nice Face by the way)

Then, she "got back at Lauren" with this garbage...

If 2 douchey covers weren't enough, this is what is on newsstands this week:

Are you serious US Weekly?? I'd personally rather see K-Fed's new fatness as the big cover, or even Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's new diaper bag... NOT why Heidi was betrayed by Spencer! oh and this is also vomit to the ears, Heidi's "duet" with Britney, making Britney seem like a good singer:

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip/3-3-08_4

Congrats Heidi, you are the douche of the week!

Seperated at Birth?

In "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," Slugworth was the creepy guy who appeared each time one of the kids found a golden ticket, saying that he'd give them money if they got him the the Everlasting Gobstopper. It turned out Slugworth was actually a trusted employee of Wonka's Chocolate Factory. He helped evaluate the kids to see who would be best suited to take over the factory once Wonka retired, seeing what their true intentions were. He was always there as soon as someone got a golden ticket, even before the media reported it all over the world. The whole time you thought he was a bad guy, but it turns out this man was actually a big help to Wonka. Funny, because we have been thinking this whole time that Ben is a bad guy but he once told Michael (the last time we saw Michael actually), "We're the good guys Michael." Maybe they are, maybe Ben's intentions have been "good" this whole time. Maybe he's been evaluating all of the Losties. We don't know what's going to happen with the freighter people and we really don't know why Sayid is working for him in the future. Something to think about!

Coincidence??

On a different note, the men of Lost have really been channeling their inner-Metro:

Richard "Guyliner" Alpert started the trend.     

    Jack "Manbronzer" Shepard

         Sayid "Coifs" Jarrah  

James "For Hair so Healthy it Shines" Ford