Sometimes in the studio...we DANCE!!!!!

Dear Brooks....please call us anytime if you'd like to join our dance party...

The Penguins have finalized a seven-year contract with goalie Marc-Andre Fleury.The deal is believed to be worth $35 Million

Also the Penguins have agreed to one-year contracts with free-agent wingers Miroslav Satan and Ruslan Fedotenko, both of whom spent last season with the New York Islanders.

Miroslav Satan's contract is worth $3.5 Million.

Ruslan Fedotenko's contract is worth $2.5 Million.

A little treat for the pervs before the long weekend. 

Angelina Jolie's quick butt shot from "Wanted", enjoy!

It's been a long time since we've felt as crappy as we felt this afternoon when it was announced that Marian Hossa signed a 1 year, $7.4 million deal with the DETROIT RED WINGS http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gtpFz---3ObEffCM2ytOcbqg1xXQD91LTR8O0

Somehow, someway...Mikey got a "vision" on the show around 8am before Hossa signed with the Wings that Hossa would sign with Detroit. He said he just saw Hossa in a Wings jersey and a few hours later, it was true. CLICK THE LINK TO HEAR MIKEY'S PREDICTION http://kissnation.961kiss.com/freakshow/blog/mikeyhossa

Seeing these signs from the playoff run makes us want to eat our own puke

Don't we all remember Hossa saying after the Cup Finals that he'd be willing to take LESS money to stay with Sid in Pittsburgh and play for more Cups? LIAR, WHORE, LIAR, WHORE!  The Pens offer to Hossa was for 7 years, $50 million...not much less than what he's getting per year in Detroit....JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

If and when Detroit plays in Pittsburgh next......BOOOOOO THIS MAN!!!!!!

If the "Hossa Hossa Hossa" chant is still your ringtone...kill yourself

PITTSBURGH ENEMY #1......HOSSSSSAAAAAAAA....HE BROKE OUR HEARTS

The Ottawa Senators signed Jarko Ruutu to a 3 year, $3.9 million deal. RUUTU DOWN! This one hurt too but nothing like Hossa did. We trust that Ray Shero knows what he's doing as he figures we could spare Ruutu. Still sad but we can get over it.

The good news...the Pens made the Malkin deal official. 5 years at $8.7 million a year. Nice move to get Malkin signed so we don't have to have heart attacks next off season and teams throwing $12 million a year at him http://penguins.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=367565

Defenseman Brooks Orpik resigned for 6 years at $3.5 million a year. Nice deal for the Pens to make the day a little bit brighter.

Still....no official word...but we hope today, tomorrow, SOON...we get him back

Jagr.....grow that mullet....IT'S GAME TIME!!!

Pens GM Ray Shero's press conference from yesterday....enjoy!

Video of drunk driver, hit and run confrontation on TMZ http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=14cd8603-33bb-48f7-92b7-f7164e6faff5

Majestic Star casino owner Don Barden is now blaming everyone from the Steelers to the Pirates for his failure to deliver the casino on time with proper funding http://kdka.com/video/?id=43295@kdka.dayport.com

Mini Me's ex-girlfriend is the one behind the sex tape being released to TMZ, shock! http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b145131_mini_clip_of_mini-me_sexcapades_back.html

Hines Ward voted 3rd dirtiest player in NFL but also voted smartest non-quarterback player in NFL http://kissnation.961kiss.com/freakshow/blog/2008/07/02/hines_voted_3rd_dirtiest_in_nfl

Rooney voted #1 NFL owner by NFL coaches http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=williamson_bill&id=3424282

Man in Kansas City gets so high that he thinks he can walk on water...almost drowns http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=6892891&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1

14 year old breaks into home in Florida and order over $100 in porn http://www.local6.com/news/16767927/detail.html

Woman in Kentucky trades sex for gas...we say GOOD DEAL http://www.wlextv.com/Global/story.asp?S=8608767

Britney will NOT be nomnated for an Emmy for her performance in "How I Met Your Mother" this year http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b145160_emmy_passes_up_britney_actresses.html

Retired Green Bay Packers quarterback Breet Favre is thinking about making a comeback next season http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=5cb7b205-7bb1-4e9b-b9e9-9b6a2a961416