A 67 year old Southwest Greensburg man attacked his neighbor with a running weed whacker during a dispute in their back yard.  Apparently the 67 year old told his neighbor to get off his property, and then attacked him with the weed whacker.

This isn't the first time the man has gotten himself into trouble.  Apparently he is somewhat of a senior citizen delinquent...check out this rap list.

1.) Convicted of punching a teenage neighbor who parked in front of his home

2.) Arrested for allegedly spraying another neighbor with a power washer

3.) Charged for allegedly harassing an 80-year-old neighbor who promised to drop the charges if he moved

Now we have all had that angry old guy next door that yells at kids for being on his lawn, but this old guy is straight CRAZY!!!

A classified document has been attained depicting a banner that is rumored to be going up on the Steel Building downtown in lieu of the original 2 Penguin banners that were going to be hung on 5^th Avenue Place.  Here is a picture of the replacement banner.

5.) Derian Hatcher Thinks He Is Good

Derian Hatcher, a defenseman for the Flyers, may think he is helping his team out by trying to rough up the Penguins, but let's take a closer look at what happens when Hatcher tries to get physical.

That's right, Hatcher actually took him self out...a whole lot of good that did for his team.

The best example of Hatcher doing more harm than good for his own team comes from a game against the Penguins during Sidney Crosby's rookie season. Hatcher took a cheap shot at Crosby with his stick and knocked out 3 of Sid the Kid's teeth. Now you would think this would be beneficial for his team since Sid would be out of the game, but instead it just motivated Sid to come out and score the game winning goal in OT. So while Hatcher continues to play like a goon against the Penguins, all he does is hurt his team since each time he lashes out, the Penguins respond with more goals. Having players on the team like Hatcher only gives me another reason to hate the Flyers.

4.) Philadelphia Doesn't Know How to Make a Real Sandwich

I'll admit that I do enjoy a cheese steak every now and then, but their cheese steaks don't have anything on a Primanti's sandwich. Now let's be honest, would you rather have a cheese steak or a Primanti's sandwich?

The Cheese Steak is just okay

But check out that Primanti's Sandwich...now that's a real sandwich!

3.) Rocky

Don't get me wrong, I love the Rocky movies just as much as the next guy, but when the main figure your city worships is a fictional character, there is something seriously wrong there. In Pittsburgh, we make statues of real sports idols such as Roberto Clemente, Willie "Pops" Stargell, and Honus Wagner.

Plus, when you let fans from another city deface the statue of your so called idol, your city has some serious problems.

2.) I Love Santa Claus…and apparently Philadelphia doesn’t

Children all across the world grow up loving Santa Claus, but in Philadelphia, you must be taught that Santa is an evil man that every hates. I’m of course talking about the events that unfolded at a Philadelphia Eagles game on December 15, 1968, at Franklin Field. After suffering through yet another horrible Eagles season, upset fans turned their anger on a dressed up Santa Claus and not only booed the man that spreads cheer across the world, but went as far as to throw snowballs at him. Now that’s class Philadelphia. After an event like that you should hold your heads high as the number one classless city.

1.) Their Fans

I really don’t feel as though I need to write much on this one given that there is a video of a Flyer fan after game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals that pretty much sums this one up for me. (Note the trimmed eyebrows and eye makeup that this Flyers fan is wearing in the video…yeah, he’s cool.) The only thing I want to point out is that this guy is actually celebrating the fact that the Flyers didn’t get swept…how do you celebrate something like that? When that is the only thing your fans can hang their hat on, you know you’re a pretty pathetic team. Congratulations Flyers, you didn’t get swept just so you could get embarrassed in Game 5 by losing 6-0, clearly you came out on top in this one.

If this guy doesn't make you hate the Flyers and that garbage town they come from, I don't know what will.